It's not like he's Anne Frank or something. Don't let me Baby Temporary love's so bad Temporary love's so bad Then along came you. I didn't just call Dante a nigger. What do you think, Dante? Look who it is, Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend. Oh, that was just wrong.
Baby, don't let me be misunderstood Temporary love's so bad. Like you wouldn't do it if Emma told you to. But, even as riotous debates rage between them over such burning matters as George Lucas v. Because once Dante's gone, you're gonna be my new best friend. Did Randal just call Mr. What the fuck does that mean? Well, what the fuck you waiting for? Maybe she went to get a home pregnancy test just to be sure.
Oh, him is so cute. But I'll be damned if I'm gonna let some self-righteous, lucky turd come in here and treat me and Dante like we're a couple of fucking porch monkeys. Babe, it just feels weird because you're so used to life shitting on you all the time. Just got it two days ago, before we got out. On that note, I'm gonna go. I don't fuck around when it comes to ass to mouth.
The original clerk, Dante, is still working at the Quick Stop. If you spoil this, I'm gonna brain you. Uh, I know you're a huge fuckin' nerd of Potsie-like proportions, and no chicks dig nerds, especially nerds that are into Lord of the Rings. You're having a baby, right? I finally get my shit together. Drop me a line with some of your ideas. Marriage is just the keystone to economics. All right, just the first condition.
It's gonna be you and me, buddy. No, because I just read online that there's gonna be a live-action Transformers movie. Who'd want to see something like that? Let me tell you something. Yes, but only until the wedding. The sole purpose for its creation, the only reason it exists in the first place, is to disparage an entire race. Dude, how old are you? When do you and your old lady head down to Florida? Something tells me I'm not gonna like it, am I? Ain't nobody from my church in here.
You made her up, didn't you? I don't want to sit around and rag on customers while eating free food. She says she wants to have it. Just because you don't like something doesn't mean that it doesn't take skill and hard work to produce. Becks, do you ever go ass to mouth? No, 'cause the next stop is a guy with an undersized dick. But until then, whatever I do is not a waste of time, it's all building toward something. If we left anything up to these jackals, nothing would ever get done, would it? The alternate ending poses a lot of questions and weighs upon the audience. Dante is preparing to leave New Jersey and move to Florida with his girlfriend, and Randall is feeling left out.
Hey, faggot, they're not gay. Well, so not only is it awesome that there's gonna be a live-action Transformers movie, but I'm, like, positioned or whatever with the best possible Net handle and e-mail address for when the movie comes out. Do you really want to sit here and watch me and my fianc make out? You spend an awful lot of time talking to her. But with them by my side in the twilight. He didn't really just say what I think he said. I still can't believe you're just gonna leave me alone in this place.
I just never thought I'd be going away to prison. They find two pounds of Jamaican lambswool. When do you guys leave? So I guess dowries are making a comeback. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy or find a new alien life-form. Say what you will about Jesus, but leave the Rings out of this.