It's like, we're old enough to drink, we're old enough to chaperone a high school dance, to vote. Oh, um, you have a little It's a gray! Yeah, I've lived here 50 years. Abbi you've been stubborn lately. My office is just around the corner, you know, if you're ever in the mood to freshen up. Grab 'em by the pussy.
Yes, and and then haircuts, with Eliot. All right, Ilana, I want you to have a conversation with Abbi. I found a gray hair and then I ran into an ex of mine today, and I think I just got, like, real swept up in that moment. My clients are gonna love them. I think that I'm, um I'm okay. Some crazy landlord in the sky gets to do that. What do you think this is all What do you think is happening here? But to be for real, I'm like, I would get it if I wanted it at some point in my life.
Ilana, you're being really weird. Oh, my God, when were you gonna tell me? You're just a butthole that happens to bleed. It's the one that Drew Barrymore uses. I think it's warmer out here than it is in my apartment. This is I lost a bet, so that's why.
It was just the most incredible thing. Witches who run the world. There's people that knit all over the place. And she's too embarrassed to come, L-O-L, here, to see you. You'll know when you've arrived. Dude, just let me buy it for you. But thank you so much.
I get that a lot. Well, you can have it if you want it. I mean, what do I have? I think it's this way. Oh, yes, I'm I'm the artist. There's a lot of history in these walls. Ilana Maybe we really are witches.
And I think that you would be even if you didn't do any of this crazy shit to your face. I'm technically the only small business owner that that human skin tag has ever helped. Um I'm feeling like I made a little bit of a mistake. So basically, I've had more sex than, like, anybody in the entire world. Oh, I guess we need 'em all. I can squirt, and like, spray.
Oh, yeah, just the one. My annual family massage appointment. No, I don't want you to buy it for me. I thought you said you were getting pedicures and going ice skating with your parents. Grab 'em Grab 'em by the pussy. Then why aren't I coming yesterday? But that first side hasn't settled yet, so Yeah.
And that's why everybody wants to set 'em on fire, 'cause they're so bleep jealous. So, Ilana Show me your vulva. Ilana discovers a terrifying secret about Jaimé; Abbi tries to make the jump from sweater folder to window artist at Anthropologie. Holler if you need anything else. I leave a cum trail wherever I go, kind of like a slutty slug.
You're gonna be a hit here. Oh, it's a It's a lentil. I am gonna set up my table at the Met. God, it's so ridiculous that we can't, like, control the heat in our own apartment. An Upper East Side dermatologist, if you catch my drift. Gotta run to my, uh, hair appointment. Well, I ran into Jeremy and he's, like, married now.